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NAACP Sues Government Agencies

The NAACP has launched a fleet of lawsuits against government agencies nationwide - citing a "Completely racist signage system throughout this country." 

The organization is currently focusing on 'pedestrian crossing' signs, saying: "The signs which depict a black man with no hands, feet or neck crossing the street because he doesn't have a car...is a clear depiction of a modern African American male, aged 17-27 living in underdeveloped inner-city neighborhoods, and we won't stand for it."

The government agencies accused, have opted not to comment at this time, with a formal announcement scheduled to be made next week by a white male, aged 45-60 living in an overdeveloped and exclusive area overlooking a large valley.