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A Quite Memorable "Email Forward"


Profound Message:    "A Piece of Cake"


Sometimes, we wonder, "What did I do to deserve this" or "Why did God have to do this to me?" Well, here is an explanation:
A daughter is telling her mother how everything is going wrong. She's failing algebra, her boyfriend broke up with her and her best friend is moving away.  Meanwhile, her mother is baking a cake. She asks her daughter if she would like a snack. The daughter says, "Absolutely Mom! I love your cake!

"Here, have some cooking oil," her mother offers.  - "Yuck" says the daughter.
"How about a couple of raw eggs?"  - "Gross Mom!"
"Would you like some flour then?  Or maybe some baking soda?"   - "Mom, those are all yucky!"

To which the mother replies: "Yes, all those things seem bad all by themselves. But when they are put together in the right way, they make a wonderfully delicious cake! Life  works in the same way.

There are many cultures in this world that are totally worthless, if you look at them by themselves. But if it wasn't for them, and the commands we give them, you wouldn't have such wonderful sneakers.

Can you imagine what the world would be like if there weren't any of those lazy asshole bastard homeless fucks, panhandling on the street corners? You would likely not appreciate the fact that you work for a living.

Or how about ugly people.  You look at them and wonder how they can go through a single day without stepping into traffic, but their gag-inducing hideousness compliments those of us that are beautiful.

What if there weren't any nut sucking senators or full penetration priests?  Our appreciation for those who are real, honest and true would be much less if it wasn't for these ass railing tea baggers.

You see, there are many people, places and things in this world which aren't worth one fucking thing to anyone. But when you look at the big picture, they are just ingredients which, when combined with good ingredients, are able to make great things! 

These ingredients form the greatest cake of all... A cake I like to call Life.

May your day be a "Piece of Cake!"