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Weapons of Ass Destruction Found In Iraq
A recent special forces raid in Baghdad led to the discovery of a "secret pleasure room", formerly belonging to Saddam Hussein.
Though evidence suggests the former Iraqi regime had destroyed a majority of the secret room's contents - several double-dongs were recovered. Some other items included graduating diameter love beads, incriminating documents and the entire Ass Man video series.
This comes as a welcome relief to the Bush administration, who has fallen victim to stanch criticisms after failing to come up with a smoking gun in post-war Iraq.
"The Whitehouse can now celebrate" says Lt. James Gustavson, in reference to recovered documents - pointing to former mistresses of Saddam, each of which specialized in smoking gun.