s.m.f.j. -i dis u from the uk- u think u cool- u just a dam fool.

'kapppoooow ' 'kabaaaaaam' u think ur feckin batman but yo rimes ain't phat man

stop try'n to black it makes you look wack you ain't got no balls
and u ain't got no sack

don't try an be what u feckin ain't it ain't no good rollin in dark paint.

if u are gay why don't u just say  and my british fist  will be comin your way

i may not be a gangsta not all my verse is dope but it sounds like all the NIGGAZ want u hangin from a rope.

fecking come 2 malvern and let me kick the fecking
shit out of you u wannabe feck( tellin uk style)

-Stink

SMFJ? YOU GONNA LET THAT POND SKIPPER GET AWAY WITH THAT?

Stink, I don't know what you thinking, talking shit to us with your cute accent, thatched roofs and crooked ass tooths.

This is lower case g, SMFJ is my B, and we are dropping bombs on your spoilt ass royalty.

Trying to dis us with the Kings english, how soon you forget, if it wasn't for us you would be spricken ze deutsch.

So sing your God save the queen, cuz SMFJ will SHAKE his SPEAR in her eye while she hails my chief.

Yeah fool, come down our way, lower case g, an SMFJ teach you how to really get SOD off wit our 12 guage bitch.

- lower case g

yo, cracker how you figuer/ you could use the world gangsta / when you anit black/ infact you wack/ stight act/takin about how you punched a guy in the face when he was holding a nine/ in the hood you be dieing/ no lieing/ niggaz don't mean ganstaz/ you fuggin wangsta/ you live in a hood a sucker/ you muther fugga/ If i ever see you around/ i'm ppuutt you undergound/ where you won't be found/ i spit perfectlly pitched sounds/ ha ha what you gonna do now/ dow down you weak/ dont speak/ your flow cheap/ i'm put you 6 feet deep/ no peace/ its all beef/ i'll knok each/ and every one of your teeth/cause i creep/ on the street/ hollin feck the police/ DOG U WACK U ANIT GANSTER

Heeyyooowwwllll YEAHHH!  Biznitch mutha fugga!
Right about now, you's gonna get skool'd by da baddest mofugga ta eva say muthafugga
 
Ma rap's is real
Got da tip fo da shorty's feel
an Isay what I'm gonna say
juss like yo ma, da project moana
 
If ya don't like ma shit, den get da feck out
cause I'm da type o gangsta dat gonna knock yo lights out
Den... I come a creepin like a villan
shove da nine in ya ayass an pull da trigga just fo da feelin
 
Yo, ya spit perfectly pitched sounds?
I shoot perfectly aimed rounds - in ya ass
Bust da cap an fill da clip
cause I be down fo cold smokin shih
 
Ma flows is cheap?  Wuddafeck?
You ain't got no peep
I seen you sittin to pee
now get da feck out - 'fore I bend ya ova ma knee
 
Juss anotha punk ayass crampin ma style
Now I'm gonna pump ya ho a while
Den I pull it out an swing it wide
as you be sittin dere - wit a nut in ya eye
 
SMFJ in da mutha fugga! Heyowll yea
Das what I'm talkin bout - Representin!
 

Awww Shih...  Right about now SMFJ is in da mutha feckin hayaaows!

Heyowll yea...

Gimme dat base mutha fuggaaaaaaaaaaa!

So glad dat you had to say you aint gonna be rude

Cause I'm feckin yo rhyme up until it get's schmoove

Yo da hardest mc dat aint neva been laid

I saw ya juss da utha day

complainin bout yo neck ache

stop tryin ta suck yo own dick foo,

don'cha know all you need is to straight up get skooled

By SMFJ an his ladies on da tip

Dat's da beat dat you ain't gettin wit.

How long did it take yo silly ayas to write dis?

I a nut in ya eye, den slap wit ma fist

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your all a bunch of fake pussy MC's, ill cut you up and put holes in yall like a slice of swiss cheese
You got beef, well there's a meat shredda inside of me, ill slice you and dice you makin your name a mockery
whose stoppin me?
you should stop and see, an actual lyracist you'll wanna copy B
enough of this 8 mile battle freestyle, go back to Mcdonalds pussy
"service with a smile"
Im just playin, keep the shit flowin gangsta

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5 mins of my time will at least cost you a dime it means u cant rhyme

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yea what up bitch look like you got my mail from my other screen name see whets going on Anita got no game this rap aim  what been doing 4 a loosening you better be on ay page talking behind my back yowl bin a cage time got yo moms but Nathan with no crime aim a bully indeed sum body i could push scared 2 eat pussy so u eat around the tusk white ass boy i be there now you white cow
                          young ice representing s. fire
                 aster Roxanne digit fat j bee Zoe lil Crum

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yo dogg this site gay man, u needa get bak to yo punk crib

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"As i curse this first verse
It only gets worse
I'm bout to take over the whole planet
nah forget that i'll stay an underground bandit
Now chill and relax as you listen to me
I'm the only M.C. who gots da balls to stand up and beef

Yo the only time you'll ever get some blow
Is when you see them gangstas on your block with the fow-fow
Now take a minute and listen to my shit
Cuz i'm bout to hit you wit sumthin that goes like this
Why you gonna get involved in some stupid gang
I don't roll with no one and i'm still doin my thang
I'm still chillin
And i stay killin
Man, forget anti-war i'll stay anti-gang
Why risk gettin caught up in bang
Now i'm not tryin to teach
And i'm not tryin to preach
I hope you can listen to me
Cuz you know you don't want your mom to know or have to see
I'm never going to stop and i will always just do me
But this whole gang controversy will end in one big cotastrophy"

    $$$$ The Young M.C. $$$$
      $$$$Massachusetts$$$$

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I read yo raps and I think that ur a slob,

U need to get yo bitch ass up and get a job.

I bet ur a homo, don't even have a lady,

Bitch u can't rap, u fake ass Slim Shady.

Give up rap, go listen to some rock,

I'm beg'n u dawg, pleeeese stop.

U can't rap, U ain't got no skills,

Try to battle me u gon get killed.

I don't want to see u used the word gangsta no mo,

U ain't got rights u bitch ass hoe.

I hope u take heed and give rap up,

All I really wanted to say is U SUCK!

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Wait one secon

Cause i recon

You probably sit a a computer 24 7

Masturbating while contemplating what to say next

Most people who live on 8 mile road

Cant aford an X-box and computer to make a web sight

Let alone the money to leave a light on all night so you dont get scared of the dark So do live on 8 mile road

Come on tell me the truth the answer or you a prancing pranser This shit is all an act and if you think you tact with yo words Than why aint you on MTV Oh wait I forgot you probably shoppin at gay ass Old Navy Yeah I'm white too, straight up true and true

But then stupid whites like you

Come along and give us a bad rap

Cause you try to rap

I'm only doin it to make you look even worse and this is ok for a first I stumble across this sight well doin a search I started hearin you ryhme and started to learch forward laughin You say you tough and rough And can handle yo self on the street First lets handle makin your own beat Instead of usin and abusin eminems You aint a composer of words

You a frickin white rich ass poser Riddler

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oh yo yo / dis fo all da haters hit on ma bull/ / uh yo yo / i'll slap you so hard / you'll bust out wit tears / gangsta don't worry bout your face / you been ugly fo years / shit wen it comes to flowin / your rhymes is wack / so why don't you take your bitch ass back home and re-write yo raps / pussy in da new king / so you betta pay ur dues / or else i'll leave u ran over like payless shoes / talkin bout ya'll da shit / ya'll can't handle dis / i just killed & dis is only a mild freestyle on wat i can do to you / shit come feck wit me and i'll leave ya'll in a casket wit you & your payless shoes /
HOLLA!!! V-TOWN FINEST

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'm Flexed to drop a bomb
now hittin ya turbanz like da force of napalm
you gettin exacuted
like you in da taliban
bombz bout to be droped
dis madness cannot be stopped
causin major carnage
dez misslez iz bein locked
*wait*
im like miss cleo be like "call me now"
im runnin ya bill up
so dont be wonderin how
~$plizit~

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You are such a little bitch pussy white boy. What the feck is your deal, representin in a fecking OLD NAVY shirt, you little bitch. You ain't a gangsta and you never will be snowflake. The is only one white rappa and 8-Mile is as fake as shit. Go cry and suck yo mammas tittie you little bitch. Faggot in an old navy sweatshirt. Plus, the slang on your page is way overdone, prick. You freaking upperclass white America, who the hell are you kiddin. And dont give me any of your 8-Mile bullshit, YOU ARE A JOKE!!

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