Dean Impales Clark with Microphone at Democratic Debate
Dean Arm Wrestles Kerry, Beats Living Shit Out Of Him.
Dean in deliberation over $3million WWF contract.
Dean allegedly forces Kobe Bryant to listen to him in a Los Angeles hotel
Bush locks self in room at Camp David,
following cannibalistic threats from Dean.
Jesse "The Body" Ventura declines offer for no-holds-barred match with Dean.
Dean to violate Geneva Convention against
Dean grinds up body of parking attendant following ticket dispute.
Dean to shatter wine glass at Vermont Opera House.
Hussein vows full disclosure in exchange for protection from Dean.
"Heeeyaahaa!" to replace "Get ready to
rumble" at sports events.
Dean breaks Lieberman in half using only eyes.