ASSCAR - Women

		The Venue Attender ASSCAR Woman is seen here, staying hydrated and ready to cheer for her favorite left hand turner. This type of ASSCAR Woman will do absolutely anything for a ticket to the race.

		The Mesmerized ASSCAR Woman will never miss a televised race. She spends much of her time dreaming of her favorite left hand turner and gazing over photos of them. It is said that they possess an in depth understanding of their favorite left hand turners that "nobody else could understand, especially his stupid bitch wife"

		The "Just Glad To Be Part Of Something... Anything." ASSCAR Woman is not often seen in daylight and this rare photo took many months to locate, haggle over and to eventually acquire. This type of ASSCAR Woman truly appreciates the fact that you need only a t-shirt and a mesh-back ASSCAR hat to "belong"

		The Expressive ASSCAR Woman is a true artist. With poster board as her canvas and markers as her medium, she stuns the crowds with witty one-liners such as "ASSCAR FOREVER" or "#3 RULES"

		The Extrovert ASSCAR Woman strives to re-enact the power moves of the left hand turners. Here, an Extrovert ASSCAR Woman is seen at blazing speed in a straight-away, which is considered one of the most challenging aspects of ASSCAR racing. As one left hand turner put it, "A helluva lot can happen in the straight-away"

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