Don't Believe Anything You Read.


The following are actual spam emails received by us.  They have not been modified, with the exception of removing links contained in the email

to avoid promoting spammer's interests.




This may possibly be the most ridiculous thing we've ever seen.  Ever.

Subject:  Fw: The Wave ----- keep it going

 funny cat

Just wanted to say Hi,



Spam Framing a Legitimate Company

Subject: Drugs, Slaves, Rockets & other shit
Welcome to the site <Link Removed> & <Link Removed>, it's us again, now we extended our offerings, 
Here is a list: 
1. Heroin, in liquid and crystal form. 
2. Rocket fuel and Tomahawk rockets (serious enquiries only). 
3. Other rockets (Air-to-Air), orders in batches of 10. 
4. New shipment of cocaine has arrived, buy 9 grams and get 10th for free. 
5. We also offer gay-slaves for sale, we offer only such service on the NET, 
   you can choose the one you like, then get straight to business. 
6. Fake currencies, such as Euros and US dollars, prices would match competition. 
7. Also, as always, we offer widest range of pornography and exclusive 
   lolita galleries, to keep out clients busy. 
Everyone is welcome, be it in States or any other place worldwide. 
ATTENTION. Clearance offer. Buy 30 grams of heroin, get 5 free. 
Prepay your batch of rockets (air-to-air) and receive a portable rocket-launcher for free. 
<Link Removed> & <Link Removed>
This offer won't last! 
Only until 20th of November all our clients will also receive a pack of 2 CDs, 
with best selection of pornography.



Engrish Translated Spam

Subject: You credit card has been charged for $234.65

Important notice

We have just charged your credit card for money laundry service in amount of $234.65 (because you are either child pornography webmaster or deal with dirty money, which require us to layndry them and then send to your checking account).
If you feel this transaction was made by our mistake, please press "No".
If you confirm this transaction, please press "Yes" and fill in the form below.
Enter your credit card number here:
(Deleted Form with fields for Credit Card number and it's expiration date)
Enter your credit card expiration date: